Delivery dates of CT and Cybertruck Van

[Ogre]

Where do the feet and crumple zones go? ^-^

-Crissa

FSD will eliminate the need for such crude protections. Occupants will be protected by the Tesla hive-mind and the predictive algorithms of Tesla’s finest engineers. /s

 

[charliemagpie]

Best part is no part,

Tesla introduces its new range of crumple zone clothing.

 

[Luke42]

For those unfamiliar:
https://www.google.com/search?q=Brubaker+Box

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brubaker_Box

It's a cool little design based on a VW Beetle donor car.

As Crissa pointed out, it lacks modern safety features - because it is not a modern design. It's retro-futurism from the 1970s.

These have been kept around as showcars because they look really cool!

 

[Ogre]

https://www.bikermetric.com/curtis-brubakers-box-van-and-poll-results/

Interesting.

 

[Crissa]

So one of the mega suppliers is not a trusted source? And why would the government be involved in what Tesla does or doesn't do? I reported that I saw it on a spreadsheet back in December 2021. That is now coming true. I personally do not care if you believe me. But what I saw was a projection that is coming true. What about the D-hatch only made in China? Not true?

There's no evidence it's from a supplier.

-Crissa

 

[Ed Harris]

There's no evidence it's from a supplier.

-Crissa

Who are Magna clients?
Magna manufactures auto parts that are primarily supplied to General Motors, Ford Motor Company, and Chrysler LLC. In addition to the Big 3 U.S. automakers, Magna's major customers include Tesla Motors, Volkswagen, BMW, and Toyota.
Magna a Tier 1 supplier

 

[CyberGus]

I find completely credible Tesla will develop and ramp production of an unannounced van by 1/2/2024

 

[Crissa]

Who are Magna clients?
Magna manufactures auto parts that are primarily supplied to General Motors, Ford Motor Company, and Chrysler LLC. In addition to the Big 3 U.S. automakers, Magna's major customers include Tesla Motors, Volkswagen, BMW, and Toyota.
Magna a Tier 1 supplier

There's no evidence this came from them. Or is from anything Tesla told them.

-Crissa

 

[Ed Harris]

HAHAHAHA I need that good laugh.
I will bet you don't even know who MAGNA is... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And if you think you do, you don't even know how many cars are produced by them, 100% production and the public doesn't even know it. The companies pass it off as their own. Thanks I needed that chuckle.

 

[rr6013]

It’s a concept artist render. Artists are not designers or engineers.

U sure ‘bout dat?

It looks more like the kinda output an AI machine would produce given Cybertruck image and new parameters from which to make a new machine.

 

[rr6013]

Ugly a Cybervan as Cybertruck without the genuflect. It has Pinterest fairy tale “likes” for its alien good looks features:
Legoland Bruiser Bumpers
Brute Hoonigan wide stance
Tesla signature Door handle
Nautical tumblehome sides
SpaceX nosecone/business end symmetry
Starship exo-S.S.
Spaceship portal glass
Fedex autoglide Side access port
Retro square lighting
Cyber platform clearance
Aero seamless ‘Tintop’
Launchwells .v. fender flares

Not shown but inferred in the design brief spec is the All-glass people mover version. The form factor conforms to Panel Van Delivery, Combo window van, AWD Overland van, Caravan, People mover pass. van, Hi Cube cargo van and WaterTaxi. Tesla could utilize its Brute wide stance with a Stretch van varient ~20 passenger.

Its a neat design trick this render. Tesla would trademark and patent structural glazing in 6° axis of freedom that enables side Vision glass transition to seamless Nightsky glass in the roof where it terminates. No doubt engineers have grok’d a Tesla integrated patented structural roof element to serve interior and exterior accessories between, running the length of the van.

The disruption inherent in the design utilizes DOJO FSD ‘convoy’ and ‘train’ modes. EV powered cargo-ganged, rubber and steel wheeled trucks pose a serious threat when Tesla Robo division conquers the “last mile” delivery problem railroads, trucking and delivery cannot at-scale.

What’s missing? It appears to be a water tight design brief done well. Kudos!
edit; exo

 

[rr6013]

I'm always having to tell my spouse that her design doesn't fit the engineering parameters. Of course, she's always telling me I'm over-optimizing it or not giving enough leeway for repair or making it look ugly...

Although, after ten years of building furnishings for the house, she's begun to get a feel for it, which is really cool to see.

-Crissa

Imaging…that convo going down between two self-validating chimeras totally takes an auto analogy turned interior design analog makes for a perfect verification. lol

 

[Ed Harris]

Here it is showing you the spread sheet that I posted back in December 2021 announcing the Van. FYI I don't tell stories or spit FUD

 

[Crissa]

Here it is showing you the spread sheet that I posted back in December 2021 announcing the Van. FYI I don't tell stories or spit FUD

Wish fulfillment.

There's more people working on an autonomous-only vehicle as a van at this point.

-Crissa

 

[Ed Harris]

Wish fulfillment.

There's more people working on an autonomous-only vehicle as a van at this point.

-Crissa

I bet your a blast to live with. Such a positive person.
I just posted back in December that there was a Van on the production schedule.