A Tesla drives into a bar...

[CyberGus]

A Tesla drives into a bar...no punch line, that's the whole joke.


AUSTIN, Texas — It’s been a rough opening for a South Austin business. A bar that just opened for business last week is already dealing with a lot of damage.
The owners of Kelly’s Irish Pub on Oltorf Street said on Saturday that a car drove into their building and then took off.
No one was hurt, but the incident damaged their front window and exterior wall.
Employees were able to board it up on Sunday, and Kelly's is still open for business.
KVUE has reached out to Austin police to see if they're investigating this case but haven't heard back just yet.

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/l...-pub/269-cdaa371e-d2f4-46e4-9517-e8300ccfd463

 

[Bill906]

It couldn’t have been a Tesla. Everyone knows EV’s burst into flames immediately on impact. If it was a Tesla, half of Austin would be burned to the ground by now.

 

[Richard V.]

It couldn’t have been a Tesla. Everyone knows EV’s burst into flames immediately on impact. If it was a Tesla, half of Austin would be burned to the ground by now.

With a Cybertruck, it would have come out the back. Installing two garage doors would have been a great addition with lots of lights for the bar..

 

[Crissa]

This reminds me one of my add-ons for my truck will be bollards x-x

I do not want to be hit again while parked.

-Crissa

 

[firsttruck]

It couldn’t have been a Tesla. Everyone knows EV’s burst into flames immediately on impact. If it was a Tesla, half of Austin would be burned to the ground by now.

That is out right FUD & a lie.

It is ICE vehicles that burst into flames immediately on impact not Tesla.
It takes at least 5 minutes (sometimes days) for a Tesla to burst into flames AFTER impact.

 

[Ogre]

That is out right FUD & a lie.

It is ICE vehicles that burst into flames immediately on impact not Tesla.
It takes at least 5 minutes (sometimes days) for a Tesla to burst into flames AFTER impact.

He was being sarcastic. Probably should have appended a /s to his post to be clear.

Humor doesn’t translate well.

 

[Crissa]

He was being sarcastic. Probably should have appended a /s to his post to be clear.

Humor doesn’t translate well.

Yeah, Bill seems to read the forum every day but doesn't always post. But he thumbs alot of posts up!

-Crissa

 

[firsttruck]

It couldn’t have been a Tesla. Everyone knows EV’s burst into flames immediately on impact. If it was a Tesla, half of Austin would be burned to the ground by now.

That is out right FUD & a lie.

It is ICE vehicles that burst into flames immediately on impact not Tesla.
It takes at least 5 minutes (sometimes days) for a Tesla to burst into flames AFTER impact.

He was being sarcastic. Probably should have appended a /s to his post to be clear.

Humor doesn’t translate well.

Yes, I thought Bill906 was joking too.

Well, I better go get a day and night jobs because I guess nobody got my reply was TRYING to be a joke too.

I am sure my second sentence about the Tesla would be taken as fact in outside world but on this forum I thought the "at least 5 minutes (sometimes days)" would be the tell for the joke :-(

 

[LoneWolfO6]

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It couldn’t have been a Tesla. Everyone knows EV’s burst into flames immediately on impact. If it was a Tesla, half of Austin would be burned to the ground by now.

Speaking of bursting into flames ?! Don’t get your nickers twisted, but I have to say what a Twit!!

 

[Bill906]

He was being sarcastic. Probably should have appended a /s to his post to be clear.

Humor doesn’t translate well.

Yeah, in retrospect I should have marked it as sarcasm. Either "/s" or at least a .

 

[SolarWizard]

Elon selling now is a very strong indicator that Q4 earnings are gonna be no bueno. Its only another 30 days. NOBODY needs to come up with that much money that fast

 

[CyberGus]

Elon selling now is a very strong indicator that Q4 earnings are gonna be no bueno. Its only another 30 days. NOBODY needs to come up with that much money that fast

Well…unless you just bought Twitter lol

 

[JBee]

Yes, I thought Bill906 was joking too.

Well, I better go get a day and night jobs because I guess nobody got my reply was TRYING to be a joke too.

I am sure my second sentence about the Tesla would be taken as fact in outside world but on this forum I thought the "at least 5 minutes (sometimes days)" would be the tell for the joke :-(

I laughed.

42 seconds would of been a more realistic time frame though before a Tesla bursts into flames.

 

[Ogre]

Elon selling now is a very strong indicator that Q4 earnings are gonna be no bueno. Its only another 30 days. NOBODY needs to come up with that much money that fast

Nah.

If 4th quarter turns up significantly worse than projected, SEC will be on him like flies on

He’s just trying to prop up Twitter.

 

[TyPope]

He was being sarcastic. Probably should have appended a /s to his post to be clear.

Humor doesn’t translate well.

... Likewise, the responder was ALSO being sarcastic...