Things they don't tell you about owning an EV.

[Dids]

If you dip them in gasoline you won’t be worried about the botulism at all.

Also, lets talk about saving money on eye drops… do you know how much money people waste on Visene?

Omg. Do not do this. My eyes were hurting because I have a cold and I did this because I had no eye drops. IT DOES NOT WORK. It burned like hell and an ambulance had to come and wash my eyes out. Now my eyes are bandaged shut and I have to drive to pa for Christmas, lucky Tesla fsd is self driving or Christmas would be ruined. Do NOT listen to this guy, I don't care that he is an Operating Room General Esthetician.

 

[SwampNut]

I'm not a gasologist, but this makes sense.

 

[Ogre]

Omg. Do not do this. My eyes were hurting because I have a cold and I did this because I had no eye drops. IT DOES NOT WORK. It burned like hell and an ambulance had to come and wash my eyes out. Now my eyes are bandaged shut and I have to drive to pa for Christmas, lucky Tesla fsd is self driving or Christmas would be ruined. Do NOT listen to this guy, I don't care that he is an Operating Room General Esthetician.

Wait, I wasn’t talking about washing your EYEs with gasoline. I was going to recommend just tap water.

 

[SwampNut]

Instructions unclear. Penis now stuck in gas can. Send help.

 

[Sirfun]

What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?

Supplies!

Your janitor is Japanese?

 

[Ogre]

Small confession. I fibbed a bit above. Even though I have on several occasions eaten hot dogs from gas stations, I have never actually “Enjoyed them”.

 

[Luke42]

Your janitor is Japanese?

That joke was funny when Weird Al did it in 1989:


It's less funny now, though, because I've heard so many people mock the R/L ambiguity in prejudiced/derogatory ways in the decades since 1989.

In Weird Al's case, though, the joke is somewhat redeemed by those in the closet being exactly the heroes we need - even though making fun of people's accents isn't funny in 2022 (if it ever was?).

Anyway, Weird Al's version of this joke is the best(and least cringey) version of that joke ever done.

 

[Ogre]

That joke was funny when Weird Al did it in 1989:


It's less funny now, though, because I've heard so many people mock the R/L ambiguity in prejudiced/derogatory ways.

In Weird Al's case, though, the joke is somewhat redeemed by those in the closet being exactly the heroes we need - even though making fun of people's accents isn't funny in 2022 (if it ever was?).

Anyway, Weird Al's version of this joke is the best(and least cringey) version of that joke ever done.

I don’t know… that’s pretty cringe.

Most of Weird Al is cringe… that’s kind of it’s nature.

 

[hridge2020]

What does a janitor say when he jumps out of a closet?

Supplies!

You have to be Kitten!

 

[Dids]

Your janitor is Japanese?

Ahhh...no he is an Irish.