Evil plan, math is flawless

[John K]

Buying a two motor. Tri may start production a year later.

with truck purchase, get government rebate. Rounding to 10k
When Tri production starts, dual get into an “unfortunate” accident.
Insurance replaces vehicle, add in the second government rebate, another 10K.

FREE upgrade to Tri while getting to drive the Dual until Tri production starts. Tesla moves me to the front of the production line to replace a vehicle. Math is flawless.

 

[John K]

Don’t be angry at the plan’s brilliance.

 

[MEDICALJMP]

Don’t be angry at the plan’s brilliance.

Angry at fraud, angry at abuse of my taxes, angry at waste of a perfectly good CT you intend to have an “accident” with that could be sold (potentially for a profit) to someone who would no longer drive an ICE vehicle. I do hope your insurance company reads social media. They might be interested in reviewing your posts after you file your claim post “accident.” Has your tailor fitted your orange jumpsuit yet or your jeweler sized your wrists yet? Better get on that.

 

[Ogre]

There was a lot of tongue in cheek in the original post.

Also, Tri is shipping first from what I understand.

 

[nomadmusk]

Also, Tri is shipping first from what I understand.

Can you reference a post on that?

 

[Ogre]

Can you reference a post on that?

Would love to if I could find it.

Looking back, it's pretty clear the Single has been pushed back while the 2 and 3 are together? I'm not sure now.

 

[John K]

At announcement, single and dual were first with Tri starting a year later. A few months later, Tri moved up with single moving to a year later.

With pandemic, supply shortages, and A month or so promises, some discussion Tri may move back to a year later.

Takeaway, this in the know don’t post. The first part about single and dual originally promised the same production start time is true. Things changed and everything, don’t believe.

@MEDICALJMP all tongue in cheek.

 

[John K]

Wondering out loud, can I claim I need a replacement truck due to an accident to get a second truck in front of the production line?

Hmm…. Can I claim I need To replace before ever receiving the first to be put in front of the line. HA Ha ha… They only tell me no

 

[Jhodgesatmb]

Buying a two motor. Tri may start production a year later.

with truck purchase, get government rebate. Rounding to 10k
When Tri production starts, dual get into an “unfortunate” accident.
Insurance replaces vehicle, add in the second government rebate, another 10K.

FREE upgrade to Tri while getting to drive the Dual until Tri production starts. Tesla moves me to the front of the production line to replace a vehicle. Math is flawless.

The last I heard the rebates are only for vehicles costing less than $40K and only for those making less than 100K. So no rebate for ANY electric truck or SUV.

 

[Mini2nut]

Just a quick look at Tesla’s short history reveals that the premium priced versions are always sold first. I predict that the $70k Tri Motor will be produced first.

 

[John K]

The last I heard the rebates are only for vehicles costing less than $40K and only for those making less than 100K. So no rebate for ANY electric truck or SUV.

Plan is perfect. Please do not disparage with facts.

 

[Crissa]

Premium is always first, but not always the longest-range version.

-Crissa

 

[John K]

Premium is always first, but not always the longest-range version.

-Crissa

First announcement was reversed. I believe few thought single would be first into production

 

[Crissa]

Yeah, that was revised pretty much immediately seeing more tri-motor ordered than single.

-Crissa

 

[FrostyCT]

You can just SELL your DUAL and then BUY a TRI and STILL get the rebate Homer. doh.. no need to commit a crime. Your tougne and cheek is poor humor to say the least.