Tesla teases new product "CyberVault" .... what is it?!

[ModelAZ]

https://electrek.co/2023/03/31/tesla-teases-new-product-cybervault/

Tesla’s Chinese marketing team is fairly active on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, and today, the company shared a post that appears to be teasing the unveiling of a new production.

The post includes a picture of something hidden under a piece of cloth and the mention of something called “CyberVault”:

The Chinese text says, “Who is the main character this time?” on top, and “Special form, super power up” below. It also includes a countdown to three days, which should mean that whatever it is, it should be unveiled this Sunday.

The “CyberVault” term is leading people to believe that it is related to the Tesla Cybertruck electric pickup truck, but that’s just speculation at this point.

 

[SpaceYooper]

I know exactly what this is. It's clearly where they are storing the spec sheet, pricing information, insurance costs, and resale/scalping disclosures.

 

[Gurule92]

I'm guessing... fridge? Triangular fridge.

 

[fritter63]

Gun safe.

 

[Coolbreeze704]

I have some high tech software I used to determine the width of object in picture. I have high confidence in these calculations that item is 80" inches wide.

I also translated from Chinese to pig Latin and it loosely translates truck for great white bear

Hope this helps

You can close thread now

 

[hridge2020]

Huge , huge,

 

[ED_SFO]

Hopefully a safe that rolls down like the back of CT?

 

[MEWoodsMFG]

I know exactly what this is. It's clearly where they are storing the spec sheet, pricing information, insurance costs, and resale/scalping disclosures.

 

[Ogre]

Probably nothing super interesting for us. Maybe launching referral rewards in China?

 

[CyberSleuth]

I want a super power up!!
Who IS the main character??
This is all sounding very Super Mario.

I thought I heard China banned April Fools Day, so I'm thinking they're probably revealing something...

 

[Coolbreeze704]

I want a super power up!!
Who IS the main character??
This is all sounding very Super Mario.

I thought I heard China banned April Fools Day, so I'm thinking they're probably revealing something...

Your avatar has inspired me. Matte black wrap with dark tint on all windows would take the Cybertruck to a whole other level of dystopian don't F with me cool.

 

[rizvend]

https://electrek.co/2023/03/31/tesla-teases-new-product-cybervault/

Tesla’s Chinese marketing team is fairly active on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, and today, the company shared a post that appears to be teasing the unveiling of a new production.

The post includes a picture of something hidden under a piece of cloth and the mention of something called “CyberVault”:

The Chinese text says, “Who is the main character this time?” on top, and “Special form, super power up” below. It also includes a countdown to three days, which should mean that whatever it is, it should be unveiled this Sunday.

The “CyberVault” term is leading people to believe that it is related to the Tesla Cybertruck electric pickup truck, but that’s just speculation at this point.

Some dudes; Don't care what it is
Take my money!"

 

[flowerlandfilms]

Gun safe.

Oxymoron.

 

[SolarWizard]

Oxymoron.

very aussie take

 

[flowerlandfilms]

very aussie take